Name:   architect - Subject:   supposedly true story Date:   11/5/2015 9:08:15 AM

A old, now deceased, friend of mine originally from Mobile told the story about when she and her sister were pulled over for speeding by an Indiana state trooper in the 60's.  He walked back to the car with a stern look on his face.  She put on her best southern accent and said "Good day to you officuh, I jes bet you've stopped us to sell us a coupla tickets to the Indiana State Policeman's Ball haven't you?"  The cop without any pause replies "No mam, the Indiana State Police don't have balls. I pulled you over because..." in mid-sentence he stopped and a pained look crossed his face, he folded his citation book, said "ladies please slow down and drive carefully.", tipped his Smoky Bear hat,  walked back to his car and drove off.