Name:	Summer Place -	Reply
Subject:	Trump& Hillary
Date:	10/2/2016 1:36:08 AM

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "see how clever I am? The owner did not see anything and I don't even need to lie". I will definitely win the election. The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit,I'm going to show you an honest way to get the same results." Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued , the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows It and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, " What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket".

Name:	Shortbus -	Reply
Subject:	Trump& Hillary
Date:	10/2/2016 8:06:06 PM (updated 10/2/2016 8:08:16 PM)

Didn't you hear?  New rule.  No political jokes! 

And no jokes even close to Safe Areas on college campuses!

Jokes hurt feelings.  Does Hillary have feelings?

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	Trump& Hillary
Date:	10/3/2016 7:37:38 AM (updated 10/3/2016 7:42:33 AM)

Shorty, the nice reply would be to point out the joke had already been posted a few threads below.  I liked this joke both times it was posted.  It is fairly benign unlike your postings, which are more appropriate to the Off-Topic site.   

This forum has stayed mostly clear of polorizing political humor by both ends of the spectrum for the 9 years I have been following it.  I always thought it was a good place to go for a laugh and to get away from the political insanity which seems to be remarkably unfunny but more and more prevalent in our daily lives.  Sad to see the Jokes forum becoming just one more outpost of politics...another outpost completely dominated by one side.

Name:	Lifer -	Reply
Subject:	Trump& Hillary
Date:	10/3/2016 10:43:06 AM

OMG.  Get over yourself.  You really are a stupid douche. Without politics 90% of humor would go away and there certainly wouldn't be any late nite gabfest shows.